Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: because some men on the roof painted it.
Q: How is one of the four major food groups, macaroni and cheese, made?
A: I asked her on Monday. She kept telling me she needed to think about it more. I asked her again that night and she said she needed to sleep on it. I asked her in the morning and she said she was still thinking about it but today she would know the answer. I asked her Tuesday night before bed and she sat there a second deep in thought and came up with this answer.
You put it in a pan with butter and peas. I know because we make it sometimes.
Q: EJ What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: An airplane driver (easy one already knew that, duh dad)
Q: Please describe a full recipe for baking bread including all ingredients and steps
A: Can I think about it for a little bit? Me - how long? EJ - about 20 minutes (2 minutes later) I think I know now.
You mix some onions and butter together and put them in the oven for 20 minutes.
Q: Why does Cora (our dog) have four legs and you have only two?
A: Because she is a dog. (after I pressed) Because we go faster than dogs by going to sleep and eating healthy food.
Q: Why do we have bugs?
A: Because they want to eat our food. (I repeat her answer and she raises her hand) Because Red Eye Tree Frogs eat them.
Q: How do you make a sidewalk?
A; That's a hard question. The truck (cement mixer, her favorite truck) takes the cement and puts it on the ground and then you wait for it to get hard and that makes a sidewalk (wow...kind of surprised about this one)
Q: Where does food come from? How do they make it?
A: The baker...they bake it
Q: How do you make cookies?
A: You put beer in it, not the bottle, just the beer, crack eggs, sugar and powder (wife says "you mean flour" EJ turns to her and says "I SAID POW-DER") mix it together put it in the oven and then eat it.
|That was easy|